Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.
We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.
Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.
Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.
Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.
Pour Choices Show
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This week on The Pour Choices Show, we answer questions that absolutely didn’t need answers… and somehow still make them worse.
We kick things off with one of the internet’s dumbest debates: what does WiFi actually stand for? (spoiler: nothing… and people are furious about it). From there, Chris gets offered a mystery energy drink flavor that sounds like it was named by a toddler having a stroke, and we spiral into a full breakdown of how many books it takes before your house becomes a library.
Then we hit the real philosophical questions:
How high do bald people wash their face?
How many books does it take to make a library?
Is anybody even reading this?
Naturally, this leads into absolute chaos.
We somehow end up singing French children’s songs like we’re in a preschool fever dream, debate Bigfoot vs Smash Mouth fandom timelines, and pivot into yelling farm noises for pigs like that’s normal adult behavior.
Then things get aggressively unhinged:
• A 0/10 shark movie review that saves you two hours of your life
• A children’s song trap remix that should not exist but, thanks to the host, now does
• Chris getting hammered at a charity golf tournament
• A rapid-fire Name 10 game that exposes how slow our brains actually are
• Blind ranking fictional dogs like it’s a life-or-death decision
• A video game items draft that gets way too competitive
We wrap it up with AskReddit questions about forgotten childhood games and the dumb things we’ve all tried “just to see what happens”… which honestly explains most of this podcast.
It’s weird internet debates, nostalgia, dumb games, terrible movie takes, and two grown men confidently answering questions no one asked.
If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, pointless knowledge, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from WiFi to summoning pigs in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.
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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:01 – WHAT DOES WIFI STAND FOR?
5:16 – THE “PINKLE TINKLE WINKLE” ENERGY DRINK
6:43 – WHEN DOES A HOUSE BECOME A LIBRARY?
8:57 – HOW HIGH DO BALD PEOPLE WASH THEIR FACE?
10:22 – ALOUETTE
12:28 – PODCAST NOW ON SPOTIFY VIDEO
16:15 – “THRASH” ON NETFLIX – 0/10
19:22 – PARDON OUR FRENCH
21:09 – I’M A BELIEVER
23:13 – CHOP SUEY
26:51 – “OLD MACDONALD” TRAP REMIX
29:52 – CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT RECAP
38:47 – NAME 10 GAME
50:16 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK
51:42 – BLIND RANK FICTIONAL DOGS
54:36 – VIDEO GAME ITEMS DRAFT
1:00:52 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:04:06 – ASK REDDIT: FORGOTTEN CHILDHOOD GAMES
1:09:20 – ASK REDDIT: THINGS YOU TRIED JUST TO SEE
1:14:26 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:18:46 – OUTRO
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